Wednesday, April 26, 2006

"Repeat after me, bitch"

"I come in the name of Jesus!" And in the name of not doing things "whitey's way," apparently. Also, I can't be sure, but I think this cable access preacher takes a call from Satan midway through the program. One day, I'm going to call the provided phone number tomorrow, I think. Best line: "Bitch, I'm flowin' straight from the survival scroll! Cut that bitch off!"