Thursday, April 13, 2006

Bonds under investigation for perjury

Barry Bonds recorded his first RBI of the season in Game 1 of the Giants-Padres doubleheader today. Through six games, he is batting a meager .188 with three runs scored and zero home runs. And that's nowhere near the worst of it.

CNN reported earlier today that Bonds is potentially under investigation for false statements given to the grand jury during the BALCO investigation. The report is rather vague on the details. The U.S. Attorney refused comment and Bonds' lawyer seemed to have no idea anything was in the works, but we should be in store for quite an episode of "Bonds on Bonds" this week. Or not.

Then there's this.

Real original. Yeah, I know. But it's a different breed of centipede. And a far more compelling chase. So there you go.