The Retarded

Thank God I live in New York, where people know how to cope with humorous events.

Our long Richard Karn-related national nightmare is over

Ah, Family Feud, will your seemingly endless river of comedy ever run dry? Not in new the John O'Hurley era, it seems. Category was "Name a way to make bathing a sexy experience," which was asking for trouble in the first place. But not this kind of trouble:

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to slap a bitch?

No, it's ok, Sean Connery's got that covered:

Not a sexist impulse, mind you

But this helps me understand why some people really want to have boys.
2,800+.

"I did wonder, but I didn't want to say anything."

Good job, German genius.