America, you're on notice!

Enjoy, Colbert Report fans.

What's awesome enough to get me to post from Aruba?

This.

(Greetings from Aruba, by the way)

Lorne Michaels has apparently mixed up his black people again

NOOOO! Don't fire Kenan! Finesse is awful! Finesse!

But yeah, even I have to admit that Horatio Sanz has exhausted all of his "A Bear Ate My Parents" goodwill.

And Jason Sudeikis over Seth Meyers for Weekend Update? I don't get it.

Who THINKS of this stuff?

At one point recently, it occurred to me that the whole Youtube thing may get old one day.

At one point recently, I was an idiot.

Eyewitness News in the late 80s / early 90s meets Growing Pains:

And now, one of the greatest moments in television history:

There are no words.

A quiet disgrace...

Has anyone noticed that the Guinness Book of World Records is now complete crap? Once a semi-authoritative and comprehensive collection of world records, it has dumbed-down into a collection of pictures with vastly fewer records and some that aren't even real ("most overrated celebrity").

This is tragic, and the Guinness people should be ashamed. FIX. At least make two different ones each year, one being legitimate.

The Shoe-Bomber Story Hero

Very interesting stuff from SI.com.

Snakes On A Plane

Why are you even reading this? GO! GO! GO! GO!

Go while there are still crowds. Most fun I've had at a movie theater, ever.

Snakes On A Plane

Why are you even reading this? GO! GO! GO! GO!

Go while there are still crowds. Most fun I've had at a movie theater, ever.

Reports of Sesame Street's death may have been exaggerated...

Wow. Via Gothamist, the possibility that Sesame Street may in fact be awesome again:

GTA: Coke

As someone who doesn't have the sort of love-love relationship with their ads as I seem to, say, Geico's, I nonetheless must voice my approval of this:

Head On... Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Explained.

I still prefer good Commercials, like this one:

holy shit, dude

I amend my short list of people never to f with to include Jamie Foxx.

Just in case you were curious...

...the drunk driving jerk who ended the season for Duaner Sanchez is Cecil Wiggins of Miami. You know, in case anyone happens to know him.

Just in case you were curious...

...the drunk driving jerk who ended the season for Duaner Sanchez is Cecil Wiggins of Miami. You know, in case anyone happens to know him.