Centipede vs. bat

Hadn't posted an animal battle in a while. Well, enjoy!

SO, what have you been up to, mb?

Oh, not much. How 'bout yourself?

Forget Fenway for a second

Think happy thoughts.

A touching, inexplicable musical tribute to Mets pitcher Heath Bell

I am speechless.

Where Maury Meets Sesame Street

Wow.

Also, Catherine Keener had to uglify herself to play you in "Capote"

"Now, 75 years later in an abundant society where people have laptops, cell phones, iPods, and minds like empty rooms, I still plod along with books," she writes.

Dear Harper Lee,

You are an arrogant bitch.

Peace,
mb

Siskel vs. Ebert

I've posted this before, but now there's even more of it, and it's awesome.

Because I can

Dream job: Writer on Sesame Street in the 80s.

"South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut" Memo

I find stuff like this fascinating.

A rarely articulated judgment:

What a poor idea for a dictionary.

Oh dear God

Connie Chung. Yikes. How wasn't your show cancelled earlier?

Battletoads in Battlemaniacs

I've already posted Battletoads beaten in 25 minutes here. Now, there's the Super NES version, done in under 20. Enjoy:

I think he meant it as a rhetorical question at the time.

Oh well.

Finals period procrastinations bears some fruit

Here. This won't be one of my four lists in this book.

Re-climbing the list of the world's most threatening countries.

Wow.

Lord of the Idiotic and Inexplicably Hilarious

Penelope Shea

An odd juxtaposition from the last one, but so be it. Meet my friend Sean and Maria's new bundle of joy:

The Mets haven't lost since Penelope Shea's birth. And the Yankees haven't won. Worth noting. If she keeps that up, then yes, she can stay.

Bob Saget: Still Awesome

Saw him do comedy a few years ago. Filthy, hilarious man. This only hints...

No, this type of humor does not ever get old, actually.

How... awkward

Express Vanitas

Korean Kindergarteners and their advanced interrogation techniques

Best line? "Shut up, Josh."

Vanitas

1:04:30.

Also, the most ridiculous photograph in recorded history.

So needless to say, he wanted the mothafuckin' snakes off the mothafuckin' plane

This thing gets even better, amazingly.

Dragon shit!

Even more from the Juggernaut Bitch guys. Wow. Even the racism is lamentably enjoyable.
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Singin' in the Rain

Blasphemy? In the wrong hands, yes. And especially given so little time. But no, I think this works as a commercial:

And, because it will never be topped, the original:

It's come to this: Viral video sequels with trailers

Trailers that make me more excited than actual movie trailers: